I'd like to tell you about Betty. This is her. ↓↓↓
She's my internet best friend. We've never actually met in real life even though we've always lived in the same area. I vaguely remember seeing her at a show or two, but that's probably completely incorrect. I have a terrible memory. Anyway. I'd like to explain to you why she's so awesome.
- Gorgeous.
- Honduran.
- I haven't had them, but I know she makes the best Spicy Chicken Tacos in the known universe.
- Always wins. Always.
- Has ducks.
- Has a cat.
- BETTY DON'T TAKE ANYBODY'S SH*T.
- Likes pugs.
- Makes some pretty sweet feather earrings.
- Plays Words With Friends like a freaking champ.
- Well-rounded.
- Sophisticated.
- Knows fun facts.
- Responsible.
- Not slutty.
- Watches Boy Meets World.
- CLEVER..
- She's a "Buy one, get one" deal with this guy named Michael. ↓↓↓
Michael pretty freaking sweet himself. Betty and Michael are a "Buy one, get one" deal crafted by the gods.
In all honesty, I could type all day and you would still have no idea how awesome Betty is. So, I found some pictures that I hope will somewhat explain.
